Love is DOCOMO,

Love is DOCOMO,
do the new.

Marriage is IDEA
can change ur life.

Wife is HUTCH
where ever you
go she follows
But Friendship is Airtel
ek atut bandhan

PERMISSION TO LAND..?

PERMISSION TO LAND..?

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,–<>–=____/7
(_?___=——/
._I__I_,

CAN I LAND IN YOU HEART
my dear

*_S_U_N_**is switched off*

  *_S_U_N_**is switched off*  *=M=O=O=N=**is *switched *on*

*Black *sky *Comes *in *& *Blue *sky *goes *off*.
*Have a
*-C=O=O=l-*
*=N-I-G-H-T-=*

How much did you pay for these Condoms ?

Wife :- How much did you pay for these Condoms ?

Husband :- 10 Rupees

Wife :- My God... It was just 2 Rupees when i was in Standard 9th....!!!!

COLLEGE.means

U know what COLLEGE.means????

C=Come
O=On
L=Lets
L=Love
E=Each
G=Girl
E=Equally

so every BOY goes to COLLEGE....

Benifits of Girl's Milk

4 Benefits of Girl's Milk.
1=> Cats Can't Drink.
2=> No Need To Boil.
3=> No Expiry Date.
4=> Packed In Safe In Beautiful Container.